Inside United

Bought the latest United mag for the new season. As always, it comes with the Premier League season review and its as enjoyable as ever. Especially, the parts on clubs if they were a household item, they'd be...
Here's a pick of the bunch:
ARSEnal: They'd be a scooter - nippy, downsized from va-va-voom and excellent for "pizza delivery"

Birmingham City: A toaster. No-one gives them a great deal of thought, but every now and again they pop up and surprise you.

Chelski: A Gaggia coffee-maker. Looks good, costs about 10 times anything else on the market, yet better results can be achieved at a fraction of the price. ;)

Fulham: Old sports car - flash owner, usually starts ok, but breaks down the minute you're any distance from home. (lmfao at this one. Just look at their horrendous away record)

The Scums aka Loserpool: a fading family photo, possibly of your great-granny. Everybody tells you she was beautiful in her day, but it all seems a long time ago now. (from a fren: Those Liverpool fans are still living in the past. Flippin' 17 years since their last League title and apparently are the best club in England. What a load of bullcrap)

Boro: an IKEA wardrobe - you've got all the bits, but it won't work properly.
Sunderland: a toilet seat - constantly going up and down

this one from the love to hate:
Pompey: The away end!! It has only one toilet - oh, and that bloody bell...(yup!! Dat bell thingy is well annoying)

Oh yeah, check this out too. United players singing at a Christmas party. Didn't know dat they would know the club songs.

Spotted Wazza, Ronnie, Larsson, Gabi, Gaz, Brown, Giggsy, prolly Scholesy. Makes me proud being a United fan. I mean you can see the passion of the players for the club. I doubt the Chelsea players wud even noe any of the club songs. Drogba, Ballack or Sheva singing!! Nah in ur dreams. Same goes for Arsenal. Well for Liverpool, prolly just Gerrard or carragher. anyways, lmao at the players at the ronaldo song. waving left and right