Ricky Gervais - Animals

As most people would know that Ricky Gervais is arguably one of the most succesful n funniest comedian. He got famous from his "The Office". But I happened to watch his stand-up show and I laughed my ass off. It was his first-ever live stand-up show called Animals... and boy is it funny. He's never done stand-up before that n wad a performance he put in. I would highly recommend it as its just absolutely hysterical especially the one wif Daddy Long Legs n how God exist. I'll give a short summary on it. He was saying that God definitely exist due to Daddy Long Legs. He sais he's a atheist (i guess that's how u spell it) but God exit because "look at Daddy Long Legs". They've got the most poisonous venom known to man BUT they've got no teeth...the way he said it was so funny. I'm actually spoiling it so, if u can get hold of his stand-up show , Animals, be prepare to laugh ur ass off....

United 4 - 0 Wigan

YEAH..Man U had won the Carling Cup..... Although its not a prestigious trophy, but its important for players like Rooney to win their first ever cup in England. The downside is that Ruud did not even play in the match. And he didn't look happy when the players were celebrating. Hopefully, there are no rift among Ruud and Fergie.
Anyways, I went to get the W900i the other day from The Link. However, the manager ask me why did I want to get the phone? I replied ermmm... cause its nice and lots of function. He then said but its very fragile and feels very plasticky. He then took one out one W900i for me to try. I felt it and it really feels like a toy and looks very fragile. That was such a let-down. Then I decided to get the Motorola Slvr L7. But there were no stock. Then I decided to wait for like a few days to get a phone. But however, although the W900i looks like a toy n feels like plastic, I would most probably get it cause the function is just too good.

Get Well Soon Smith!!!

Good luck Smith. I could not believe what had just freaking happen. Losing to Liverpool and Smith breaking his leg. I don't freakin care bout the score but the fact that Smith broke his leg. I was so disgusted to see it. I almot cried watching all the united players reacting. Of all the players to see getting injured, I exceptionally do not want to see Smith getting injured like that. He is one of my favourite United players of all time. All of United players are sprinting towards him to see what is happening. Neville and Van der Sar are flapping their hands like mad calling the first-aid team. Van Nistelrooy ran towards to see what is going on. Ruud's face was enough to describe how horrific the injury was. He turned around and just put his hands to his head like he couldn't believe it. It was almost like he was gonna cry or sumthing. At first I thought it was like what happen to Marc-Vivien Foe (who died while playing football). I was actually scared seeing all the commotion and shit. Evetually, I saw him putting his hand over his face then I thought that it was not as bad as wad I eventually tot. Gary Neville held all the lads head to assure him he was gunna be ok,he looked in complete shock. This picture says it all.....

GET WELL SOON SMITH....GOOD LUCK IN THE RECOVERY

Steven Gerrard getting trick by a lil kid

This is quite old news but I'm not sure if most of you had seen it. I was watching Match of the Day 2 on BBC2 (Sunday 6 Feb) and the pundits (Graeme Le Saux and Crystal Palace's chairman) were talking about Liverpool losing to Chelsea. Then Adrian Chiles (host) talked about Steven Gerrard getting caught out by the Chelsea mascot, a little kid with BLUE hair. It was so funny. The kid was so cute summore. It was just like Beckham in the Pepsi ad where a kid standing in the tunnel was drinking Pepsi. Beckham got sent off and ask the kid whether he can have a sip. The kid in return ask for his shirt , which Becks kindly gave it to him, and the kid used the shirt to wipe the Pepsi can. Anyways, the players were getting ready to come onto the pitch for kick-off when the mascot was standing behind Terry. As Gerrard was walking down the stairs, the kid put his hand up wanting to shake Gerrard's hand. When Gerrard was about to shake the kid's hand, the kid quickly took his hand away and do-the-nose thingy (dun noe how to explain). Gerrard then just touch the kid's cheek. I'm sure lots of ppl experience this before when u are about to high-five ur fren and all of the sudden he remove his hand makin u look like an idiot. You can actually watch the clip on http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/match_of_the_day/default.stm

Niketown London

The niketown in London had recently undergone a huge transformation. The interior had changed completely and it had gone more football-orientated than before. In other words, it looks a lot cooler than before. I wanted to take some pics of it but my camera is not working. I would have to use my fren's cam. Anyways, like I was saying the ground floor of the niketown is like a museum displaying football boots and stuff. On the first floor was nike performance whereby all the sports section is located (football, golf, tennis, basketball, etc..). The football section consist of almost half of the whole floor. In the football section, the area was separated into 4 section. One for Speed, one for Touch, another for Power and the other for replicas and stuff...The models for Speed was Henry, the two Ronaldos and Adriano. For Touch was Ronaldinho and Ruud. For Power was Rooney, Figo and Rio. But the three main models for the three was Henry, Ronaldinho and Rooney. The Speed section is for Mercurial (Vapor) , the Touch section is for Tiempo (Tiempo Legend) and for Power (Total 90). But the coolest of the three is of course the speed section with the new Vapor III. On the top floor is for Nike Women (Dance) + ACG + Casual + ....Is it me or does women have more choices when it comes to clothing and shoes? Anyways, there are quotes from players (Football only) on their game:
Henry: Speed score goals.
Rooney: I just hit as hard as I can.
Ruud: A good touch buys you time.
Adriano: My tactic is attack.
Rio: I like goals. But not at my end.
Figo:
Ronaldo:
I saved the best for last. None other than
Ronaldinho: Everyone dances differently. Mine score goals.

Rock Paper Scissors

I read this from somewhere. It goes:
Ok I understand that Scissors beat Paper;
I can get how Rock beat Scissors;
But I do not understand how the hell can paper beat Rock;
Paper would "supposedly" wrap the rock and magically immobilised it;
But why the hell won't it do the same for Scissors;
In fact, screw Scissors.
Then why can't Paper do this to people;
Why is that college notebook don't constantly suffocate people when they attempt to get it?
You wanna know why? I'll tell you why?
Cause Paper can do no shit.
So when I play Rock Paper Scissors,
I will always choose Rock.
And when someone chose Paper and claim that they had beaten me,
I would punch their face with my already clench fist and say
"Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought the Paper would protect you!"
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............IJUKSA...............

Ijuksa, A Love To Kill
Well i haven't been concentrating in doing my homework due to this korean drama called Ijuksa , A Love To Kill. <-----I don't know who came out with this translation but its the original english name for the drama. I asked my korean fren wad ijuksa means and he told me its like This Damned Love. The casts of the drama is Rain, Shin Min-ah, Kim Sa-rang and Lee Ki-woo. This drama which I started watching 1.5 weeks ago was actually still showing in Korea and it got like the highest tv rating for its pilot. It is scheduled to end Feb 14 but somehow it had ended in Korea. The actresses are pretty and the guys are handsome (i'm not gay o anything but its true....well if compare wif me still not up to standard). Shin Min-ah is not really pretty but cute and lovable whereas Kim Sa-rang is Miss Korea 2002..so wad do u expect..The storyline is basically about a guy wanting to hurt his bro's ex gf but eventually falling in love with her. Its really complicated but u haf to watch it like twice to actually know the storyline. I actually lik Rain's acting after Full House bcoz of his smile ( yet again i'm not gay o anything). Well, I highly recommend this drama BUT ...(nah i dun wanna spoil the drama for u but if u usually watch korean drama, u shud prob noe wad to expect)..
Anyways, get a load of Rain's dancing..its jaw-droppin'.....his dance moves in his dvd is crazy man...